Joey Noodles

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 20:37:01 GMT

dying felt so god damn good today :)

Nice

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 15:10:09 GMT

You're a drunk, rude, self-conceited, bad-ass that's frequently called 'Master'. Women fall for you but you use them for some more sake. Stupid drunk!
ReverseBlade!

Sounds about right....

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 21:52:17 GMT

You scored as Loner.

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Loner

88%

Stoner

81%

Punk/Rebel

81%

Drama nerd

75%

Goth

75%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

31%

Geek

31%

Ghetto gangsta

13%

What's Your High School Stereotype?
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Testing part 2

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:10:19 GMT

Testing part 2. Happy New Years! Testing.

Wed, 29 Dec 2004 00:47:35 GMT

Testing

Poor Daniel Ziggy

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 01:48:02 GMT

Danzig got his ass kicked lol!
http://www.metal-sludge.com/DanzigKO.htm

Video clip found here
http://www.azpunk.com/

What a puss.

Bah!

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 16:53:45 GMT

How to make a toubabo_koomi

Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

5 parts crazyiness

1 part joy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little lustfulness if desired!

Personality cocktail
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The Anti-Bush Game

Fri, 28 May 2004 16:38:54 GMT

This is by far the funniest java game I have ever played. It had me in comical tears.
Make sure you read the text because its very informative about the state of America and our so called savior, Mr.Bush Jr.

THE ANTI-BUSH GAME

How to play
arrow keys = move
space = ninja stars
enter = super move

Check out the super moves they will knock you on your ass.
BTW this is not work friendly nor parent friendly so play with caution.

8)

Thu, 25 Mar 2004 04:59:12 GMT

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Ive had a shitty week but this cracked me up.

meh

Tue, 02 Dec 2003 22:00:44 GMT

I feel so dead.

nice......

Wed, 29 Oct 2003 18:29:23 GMT

Mua ha ha ha ha! You're the evil Lord Licorice.
Your heart is as hard as rock candy. You hope
to someday take over Candy Land, and maybe the
rest of the world!

Which Candy Land Character Are You?
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Rofl.....

Sat, 11 Oct 2003 07:32:45 GMT

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24184

Some people are just fucked in the head.......

Thu, 18 Sep 2003 18:32:10 GMT

Ananova:

Rock band plans onstage suicide

An alternative rock band from Florida claims it'll feature a live suicide during a gig next month.

Tampa outfit Hell on Earth says a terminally ill member of a right-to-die group planned to commit suicide on stage during the gig on October 4.

Their website says the person's identity won't be released until the day of the gig at the State Theatre in St. Petersburg. The site didn't say how the person would commit suicide.

The band claims the "volunteer" wanted to die onstage to "raise awareness for dying with dignity".

Dave Hundley, one of the owners of the theatre, says he's aware of the plan and was trying to determine whether or not it was just a publicity stunt.

"If I have an inkling that this is for real, I need to worry about it," said Hundley.

He added the band played the venue a couple years ago and has been known to stage some strange stunts, such as chocolate-syrup wrestling and grinding up rats in a blender.

St. Petersburg police say it's an offence to assist a suicide, but added they need more information before deciding a response.

A spokesman said: "We've just begun looking at it and we're not quite sure where to go from here. Obviously, the St. Petersburg police does not condone public displays of suicide."

© Associated Press

Story filed: 14:39 Thursday 18th September 2003

22 more years into death

Fri, 12 Sep 2003 18:37:04 GMT

My old ass is 22 now. Super.

I dont want to be me......

Fri, 08 Aug 2003 18:10:31 GMT

Some people just have too much time on their hands.
http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~renacer/ascii-matrix.html.gz

*UPDATE* Im bored and I want to die :(
but at least the music kicks ass :)

Interesting.......

Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:53:39 GMT

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

.........

Wed, 09 Jul 2003 20:06:28 GMT

Slayer rules, fuck you all.............

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Slayer rules, fuck you all.............
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Ozzfest 2003

Sun, 29 Jun 2003 18:49:01 GMT

Well I went to my first Ozzfest in 3 years yesterday. I had finally decided to go again for two reasons it had a good list of up and coming bands unlike the past three years which was over commercialized nu-metal bullshit and of course Cradle of Filth. Overall it was ok but certain things dragged me down. The usual festival gripes were present and well some of the bands weren't all that great. Sworn Enemy was the suprise of the day. I didn't think they were that good when I listened to a few songs of theirs a while back, but come live they kicked arse and were on a whole new level. I think I might give them another try. I expected something better from Nothingface but then again I should have known. They were a laughable looking bunch in their new pretty attires and silly haircuts. I dont know what they were going for but they played some really bad music. I wasn't familiar with the entire set they played since it consisted of new crap and I had hoped they would play something from the first album but alas they failed me. Cradle of Filth had the best set overall and blew me away despite them having some techinical problems through out the enitire ordeal. You could tell Dani wasn't too pleased as he was running over to the side of the stage on a constant basis yelling at the sound man which was pretty humorous. In a better world they really should have been on the main stage and replace one of those pall bands like Chevelle and Disturbed but I doubt we will ever see that :\. Speaking of Chevelle and Disturbed I spent their sets snacking on nachos and falling asleep. Marilyn Manson was ok. Im not fond of his new stuff since I find it bland compared to his Spooky Kid era. He had some good props and some naked flexible dancers which was a treat :) and his set was made up of his current radio hits but overall it wasn't bad. Korn jumped up next and had a kick ass screen going on flashing violent images of society and weird trippy stuff but that really didn't save their set since it was made up of some of their MTV faves. A big suprise to me was when they snuck in the song "Faget" from their first album. A personal fave of mine and a real treat. Funny how 90% of the people didn't know the lyrics to it but know the lyrics to everything else. Then came Ozzy that old fart. Man he didn't look good at all and was in bad shape. He needs to call it quits badly. He dragged along through his entire set and I dont think anyone could make out his lyrics despite knowing them. The last time I saw him which was 4 years ago he suprised me how clear his voice was when he sang but this time around it was really bad. His song choices were good ones which was made up of Black Sabbath hits like usual and some of my personal faves of his and not a single Down to Earth song which was a good call in my mind. Zakk Wylde basically carried the entire set and stole the show from Ozzy. Simply amazing as always with his one million solos and brilliant variations of Sabbath hits. Jason Newsted sucked and looked like he was counting notes in his head and had no groove what so ever. He fucked up on N.I.B and a few others which was sad. The set was a little too long clocking in at 2 hours or so which should not have been since most people were tired from standing around all day in 90 degree heat. Ozzys sub-par performance and the long set prompted half of them to leave early and left Ozzy a bit upset from the looks of it which made me feel bad for the guy but then again I dont know what he expects hes just not the main eventer he once was. Overall it was ok but didn't compare to the 98 nor 99 Ozzfests which I really went crazy at but hey it was something to do.

Damn burrito gave me gas..........

Wed, 25 Jun 2003 03:05:29 GMT

Stole this from -=-Andy-=-. Im a thief huh huh huh.

toubabo_koomi
Magic Number	18
Job	Despot
Personality	The Glass Is Half-Full!
Temperament	If I Lose It - Run
Sexual	Straight
Likely To Win	The Wrath Of My Peers
Me - In A Word	Genius
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack

Im craving gummy bears for some reason.

Last Personal Survey Ever

Mon, 23 Jun 2003 21:43:32 GMT

I already told myself I wouldn't do this crap
anymore but my g/f asked nicely. So here it is the FINAL personal survey I will ever take.

[Current Clothes] T-shirt and jeans what a suprise
[Current Mood] Bored and depressed
[Current Music] "Had a Dad" Janes Addiction
[Current Taste] Winterfresh gum
[Current Hair] Messy
[Current Annoyance] the Texas heat
[Current thing I ought to be doing] cleaning my room
[Current Desktop Picture] Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop
[Current CD in CD Player] "Steelbath Suicide" Soilwork
[Current DVD in player] Evil Dead 2:Dead by Dawn
[Current Refreshment] Winterfresh gum
[Current Worry] Tickets for Ozzfest

[ basics ]
Name: Joey
Do you like it: short and simple
Nicknames: Ratboy, Beaner, Vampirio???(damn windows peak)
Screen names: Sadistic_lullabye, Bass_Invaders, AoDPiG
Birthday: 09-12-81
Sign: Virgo not really a virgin
Location: Pissonbush, TX
Virgin: Sure, im a Virgo duh

Natural hair color: Black
Current hair color: Black
Eye color:Brown
Height: 5'9
Birthplace: Right smack on the border between Mexico and US. (Not on the river numb nuts!)
Shoe size: 9.5

[ family ]
Parents: Jose and Gilda
Siblings: Three Gabriel, Lorena, Monica

Live with: Rents
Favorite relative: My cuz Chris

[ favorites ]
Number: 13
Color: Black
Month: September
Song: None in particular

Movie: Star Wars
Food: Cheeseburger
Band: Tool
Season: Fall
Sport: Soccer
Drink: Mountain Dew
Veggie: Tomato
TV Show: Simpsons
Store: Hog Wild
Word: Disintegration
Animal: Cat

[ this or that ]
Me/You: Me
Coke/pepsi: Pepsi
Day/night: Night
Aol/aim: they both suck
Cd/cassette: CD
Dvd/vhs: DvD
Jeans/khakis: jeans
Car/truck: Car
Tall/short: Short
Lunch/dinner: dinner
Britney/Christina: they both suck *ahem*
Gap/Old Navy: neither
Silver/Gold: Silver
Alcohol/Weed: Weed

[ love and relationships ]
Do you have a bf/gf: sure do
How long have you liked him/her: um 9 months
How long was your longest relationship: 9 months
How long was your shortest relationship: 2 and a half days
Who was your first love: My neighbor Phoenix

What do you miss about your bf/gf: Her sweetness

[ the past ]
What is the one thing you would change about your past?: Everything and anything
Last thing you heard: A gernade explosion
Last thing you saw: A dead blown up nazi
Last thing you said: Die! Nazi Die!
Who is the last person you saw: my mom
Who is the last person you kissed: my mom
Who is the last person you hugged: my mom
Who is the last person you fought with: a customer at work
Who is the last person you were on the phone with: Erica

Who is the last person you instant messaged: Erica
What is the last TV show you saw: Headbangers Ball
What is the last song you heard: "Revolution is my Name" Pantera
[ the present ]
What are you doing: The worst survey ive ever taken and the last

Who are you talking to: Justin on the phone
Are you online: Erica
Are you in a chatroom: yeah

[ future ]
What day is it tomorrow?: the day after today
What are you going to do after this: play violent war games
Who are you going to talk to: probably Erica
Where will you be in 25 years: hopefully rich and famous with groupies all around me, either that or in prison for hacking the goverment

[ have you ever ]
Drank: sure
Smoked: sure

Had sex: sure
Stolen: sure
Done anything illegal: sure
Wanted to die: sure
Hit someone: sure

[ other ]
Do you write in cursive or print: print since my cursive is illegible beyond words

Are you a lefty or a righty: both im ambidextrous.
What is your sexual preference: femme fatale! *drool*
What piercings do you have: *sigh* none at the current moment
Any tattoos: none
Do you drive: very badly
Do you have glasses or braces: glasses
Did you like this survey: I rather watch a telethon on PBS then waste my time on this crap.
What do you most like about your body: the mole on my lower buttcheek
Do you think you're good looking: hell no
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking: not really and I dont care
Do you look like any celebrities: I hope not

I didn't think I was that evil........

Fri, 13 Jun 2003 07:02:57 GMT

Got this from Ari.

The Jackal

What sign of the Black Zodiac are you?
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Hee-shaaaaaaa!

Wed, 11 Jun 2003 17:39:09 GMT

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I was just watching the GI Joe movie and it just reminded me of how cool ninjas really are.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I was just watching the GI Joe movie and it just reminded me of how cool ninjas really are.

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For more information on ninjas consult your local library
or just go here and waste your time
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Horror Time! Woo-hoo!

Tue, 10 Jun 2003 06:24:35 GMT

Got this from my horror community

Do you like horror movies? Why or why not?
Yes! I love them! Reason being they are a mindless way to waste your time and are very entertaining!
What was the first one you ever remember seeing?
I was about 6 and I think it was Poltergeist
Have you ever seen one that truly scared you?
yeah
Ever have nightmares or dreams about one?
Ive had nightmares before about different movies. The coolest dream I ever had was when I kicked the crap out of the Lepurchan
Ever seen "Faces of Death?" (NOT a horror movie)?
Yes and it sucked ballz
What is the most horrible disturbing thing you've ever seen (movie or not, real or fake)?
I saw a body of a man with a still smoking gunshot wound to the head :\
Ever seen a horror movie in 3-D?
O yeah! Good experience
What's you're favorite scary/horror game?
Resident Evil 2
Favorite of all time: Evil Dead 2
Movie/scene which disturbed you most: I spit on your Grave. That movie gave me neausea.
Goriest one you've ever seen: Dead Alive
Stupidest/cheesiest: The Toxic Avenger
Favorite character(s): Michael Meyers, Jason Vorhees, Ash Williams, PumpkinHead
Favorite series:The Evil Dead Trilogy
Best horror movie weapon: Chainsaw
Worst sequel (aka MAKE IT STOP!): Queen of the Damned, Blair Witch 2,
Worst line from a horror movie: anything from Queen of the Damned, Blair Witch 2
Best line: Deadite - "Hey! Ill swallow your soul! Ill swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash - "Swallow this! BOOM!"
Fave vampire movie: Bram Stokers Dracula
Fave werewolf movie: American werewolf in London
Fave frankenstein movie: The original b/w Frankenstein
Fave horror movie creature/beast/sidekick thingy:
PumpkinHead!
Most evil character: Freddy!
Worst plotline: Anything that involves going into space or in the hood or a teen sex romp etc.
Best plotline: Halloween! Brilliant!
Fave true serial killer based movie: Ed Gein/ Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Scariest topic for a movie to be about: super natural, seriel killer, psychotic
Favorite director: Sam Raimi
Movie with the best effects/makeup: The Thing
Funniest you've ever seen: tie Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive

VS. SECTION!
~In the following matchups, state who you think would win~

Pinhead vs. Freddy Kreuger
Pinhead hands down
Michael Meyers vs. Jason Voorhees
Wow! This one would end in a giant pool of puss with no winner(did I hear sequel? Just don't put it in space)
Leatherface vs. Ash (w/chainsaw arm!)
Ash. Groovy!
Carrie vs. Firestarter girl
Carrie.
Elvira vs. The Cryptkeeper
Elvira would squish him with her boobs
The Poltergeist vs. The Entity
gay?
Norman Bates vs. Hannibal Lecter
Norman Bates
Gremlins vs. Critters
The Gremlins would so rip those porcupines hand puppets to shreds.
Ginger Snaps werewolves vs. The Howling werewolves
The Howling wolves are mean mofo's!
Lestat vs. Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Lestat is now a rock star queer. so no contest.

What a weird pic..............

Thu, 05 Jun 2003 17:05:54 GMT

Took me a while to figure this one out.

http://www.kaaos.org/weirdpic/

The day I tried to live.....

Tue, 27 May 2003 22:42:06 GMT

Bah the days have been long, hot, and boring. Everyone just seems to be really getting to me of late. Feel like im going to lose it which is not good. On the bright side this violent comic made me smile. :) Reminds me of Battle Royale(highly recommended movie). Such an innovator of violence, that it is.(Hahahaha I just used a Kenshin in a sentence)

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